In light of the recent ‘reform’ call by Rahul Bose and the
‘anti-marriage’ declaration of Rahul Gandhi, the Rahuls all over India are
facing a torrid time maintaining their sanity. Such has been the backlash
against the people with name ‘Rahul’ that it forced all the Rahuls to get
together and launch ‘Rahul bachao andolan (RBA).
Speaking to our correspondent, Rahul Bajaj, a leading
industrialist & VP of RBA complained, “owing to recent remarks of two of
our namesakes, Rahuls all over India are having a troubled life. Hence for
safeguarding our rights, we have decided to come together and take a stand”
Our citizen journalist Mr. SK Shinde (who also doubles up as
home minister on Sundays) caught up with a few of these disgruntled people
outside the RBA headquarters. He reported, “On the condition of anonymity, a
certain Mr. Rahul Chopra, resident of alambagh, lucknow told us how his
girlfriend dumped him, citing the reluctance of Rahuls to get into wedlock”.
Meanwhile, in other news, khap panchayats have passed an
order that every person planning to rape someone must be accompanied by a Rahul,
so he can be reformed by the latter, after committing rape.
Tired of all this bad publicity, RBA has come up with a
master plan to set things straight. Talking to our correspondent, Rahul Roy, former
Bollywood actor & president of RBA told us, “Keeping in mind the outrage
and sarcastic attacks on the name Rahul during past few days, we have come up
with a two pronged counter strategy. We have ordered all Rahuls to move over to
Google+ for the time being, in search of isolation and we have proposed a Rahul
Dravid temple to highlight the good about our name”.
Last heard, Tamil Nadu youth congress has sent financial
help to ensure that the ‘Rahul Temple’ gets completed in time.
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