Pechonney baash

Clad in a simple saree,
Brandishing her humble iPhone,
Cheap slippers, cheaper morals,
She thundered on the microphone,
"Pechonney baash", she growled,
And arses around her smiled,
Their glee hiding the agony of,
Those moments theirs were defiled,
The happiest was a quiz master,
"Who is next? ", he wondered,
Till his eyes met those of her,
Once again he meekly surrendered,
Off he went to prepare debates,
To put his hypocrisy to test,
While in a corner stood a bamboo,
Admiring his posterior best.

Muffler Man

LOL

Muffler man, Muffler man,

Does whatever nobody can,

Spins a lie any size,

Only U-turns in his flight,

Look out,

Here comes the muffler man.

Is he right?

Listen bud,

He’s got raita in his blood,

He can spread it all around,

Can give dharna on any ground,

Hey, there

There goes the muffler man.

In the chilly winter days,

Wherever the media stays,

At the drop of a hat,

'Sab mile huye hain' he plays.

Muffler man, muffler man,

Blames modi all the time,

Wants the votes in his name,

49 days is his record.

TRP is his reward.

To him, life is a great big conspiracy,

Modi for PM, Kejri for CM is his ecstasy,

He is the muffler man.

He is the Muffler Man.

based on Spiderman theme song

Spiderman theme song


For my other works on Aam Aadmi Party visit the following links

1. फिर आप को किसने भ्रष्ट किया?
2. बहुत क्रांतिकारी
3. फिर बहेगा रायता

Read my pro-AAP work too in case you are an #AAPtard and seething with anger

1. एक वीर को श्रधांजलि
2. झाडू